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April 2016

April Fools' Day on Planet Waves

Pope Beatifies Antonin Catholic Justice Scalia

VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis today beatified the late Antonin Scalia, who died Saturday in Texas at age 79. According to Roman Catholic canonical law, a deceased person can be beatified if they have one documented miracle to their credit. “He had many,” said Pope Francis, speaking from the Vatican Read more…

By Eric Francis, 5 years3 years ago
April Fools' Day on Planet Waves

Trump: All Americans Must Now Eat Red Meat

CINCINNATI (AP) — On a whistle stop during his victory tour here Sunday, Donald Trump said that when he takes office, he will do away with vegetarianism. “It’s un-American,” he said to the cheering crowd. “America is a meat-eating nation. The Founding Fathers all ate meat. If you want to Read more…

By Eric Francis, 5 years3 years ago
April Fools' Day on Planet Waves

Liver Cleanse – Recipe

This is particularly important in any disease-prevention program. Cleansing the liver of gallstones dramatically improves digestion, which is the basis of your whole health. You can expect your allergies to disappear, too, more with each cleanse you do! Incredibly, it also eliminates shoulder, upper arm, and upper back pain. You Read more…

By Eric Francis, 5 years3 years ago
April Fools' Day on Planet Waves

Who Needs Astrology When You Have Haruspexy?

The infamous Piacenza Bronzelebar, or Thema Gutsy, which contains the key to the universe, was discovered by the eminent research astrologer and translator Robert Blackschmidt. It is a diagram of a sheep’s liver and contains the key to the universe. Someone tell Hawking. Dear Friend and Reader: Astrology aficionados around Read more…

By Eric Francis, 5 years3 years ago

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